LOSE THE BOOZE LINDSAY!

JUS’ A LI’L DRINKIE DEPT.: LINDSAY LOHAN’s new Lose-the- Booze program for post-rehab recovery is, like, so totally awesome! Despite reports that she’s been slamming back cocktails, Mean Grrl’s blithely bragging to pals she’s able to safely drink “a little bit” when she’s out partying by using a brilliant formula she’s devised: She claims she has a drink at one club, sips water at the next watering hole – then belts a booze at the next joint…and so on. “Lindsay says it’s her own little reward system,” said a friend. “Everyone’s telling her this little system she thinks is so ingenious will never work – she’s going to have a slip-up and end up right back where she was, but…” (Hey, it sheems like a shwell idea t’me!)