LISTEN UP, LADY GAGA: FLESH = FUN!

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 NOW WEIGHT JUST A DARN MINUTE!! LADY GAGA, pound for pound one of the fittest celebs in recent years, has been approached by major weight-loss firms like Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig, who are oh-so-eager to help her shed that recent 30-pound gain – and fork over heavy million$$ for her endorsement!

But Gaga’s not biting at the lucrative offers, snapping that she’s quite happy with her zaftig physique!

And as The ENQUIRER scooped months back, ADELE blew off a meaty offer from Weight Watchers spokesperson JENNIFER HUDSON to hook her up with the pounds-paring firm.

(Ladies, always heed the guy math: Flesh = Fun!)