LINDSAY'S OSCAR

MEAN GRRLS DEPT.: LINDSAY LOHAN unleashed a four-letter-word barrage at a group of girls seated near her at a posh LA sushi joint – furious because they gave her an "Oscar!" The giggling girls had talked the chef into designing a special sushi roll shaped like an Oscar – with toothpicks holding it upright on a plate. Then, attaching a note that read, "Lindsay's Oscar," the snarky minxes sent it over to the 20-year-old star – who exploded, sensing they were goofing on her widely-reported comment that she wants an Oscar before she's 30! Lindsay stormed over to the tormentors' table, flung down the sushi Oscar, and launched into a long, unprintable non-acceptance speech that began, "Eff YOU…!"