LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: DETOX!

"I'm stocking up on these," Lohan burbled to a bewildered Hollywood health store clerk as she snapped up nearly a dozen bottles of SoCal Cleanse diet supplements at $29.99 for a 30-day supply. SoCal's motto mirrors advice Mean Grrl's heard a million times: "Detox your mind, your body...and your life!"