LILO CUTS THE LINE!

She's accused of stealing a college kid’s fur coat and a fashion model’s wardrobe, but I – the Honorable Judge Walker – hereby declare LINDSAY LOHAN GUILTY of cutting ahead of everybody in line at LA’s swanky ArcLight theater for an “Iron Man” showing, including infuriated “Spider-Man” TOBEY MAGUIRE and “Friend” MATTHEW PERRY – who shot evil glares as LiLo and guypal PATRICK “Pootie” AUFDENCAMP swept past and bought tickets, says a witness.

And Judge Walker hereby congratulates LANCE BASS, also in line with femme pal EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI from “Entourage,” for having the chutzpah to hiss at line-jumping LiLo: “Bitch!”