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Can't blame Leonardo DiCaprio for being cranky after those headlines about a babe bopping him with a beer bottle at a Hollywood party! When a femme fan begged for an autograph in the gate area at Chicago's O'Hare Airport, DiCaprio asked her: "Do you have any money?" Figuring he was just being funny, the lady ignored his question — until Leo laid it out for her: "I don't sign autographs for anyone anymore, unless I get paid." When Fanny McFann huffed she would never pay for a signature, the star said: "Then you're not going to get an autograph!" Pulling his baseball cap down over his eyes, he ignored her until she split.