'LEAH REMINI' IS A DIRTY WORD, SHRIEKS SCIENTOLOGIST KIRSTIE!
Don't mention Scientology defector LEAH REMINI on the set of "Fat Actress" KIRSTIE ALLEY's new sitcom "Kirstie" — she just might fire you; or, worse, FALL on you...ka-BOOM!
Reports my spy, Onda Settalot: "Scientology fanatic Kirstie turned livid when she overheard two crew members talking about Leah's bombshell defection from the Church - and how she's writing a tell-all book that might bring it crashing down. That's when she absolutely exploded, raging, 'I never want to hear that woman's name on my set!' The shocked guys stammered apologies, and they feared they'd be fired by day's end."
Luckily, the blasphemers got a reprieve, but word rocketed around the set that uttering the forbidden "L" name will bring down the terrible wrath of mighty XENU on your a**!