Kutcher/Kunis new babysitter: Nanny GOOGLE!

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“EXPERTS?? … We don’t need no stinking experts!!” Raising brand-new baby daughter Wyatt, brand-new Poppa/Momma ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS don’t need NO nurses, nannies, books, classes or wise-asses to tell them how to care for Li’l Precious because … they’ve got GOOGLE!

Said My Kutcher/Kunis Keyhole Spy: “The newbie parents are insisting on doing it ALL by themselves – and recently stunned a bunch of pals by revealing that everything they need to know is on their computer! Ashton and Mila are totally calm about the baby. Ashton keeps saying, ‘Your kid doesn’t come with an owner’s manual – but Google’s kinda like an owner’s manual, right!’” RIGHT!!