Knock Me Up Now, Kate Middleton Orders Prince William!

Kate Middleton and Prince William: Baby No. 3?

Princess of Our Hearts Kate Middleton has ordered Prince William to deposit a fresh bun in her oven because she desperately wants tiny Princess Charlotte to experience the joys of life with a li’l sister – as she’s done with Pippa!

Said My Palace Spy, Lord Knows: “Just two years separate her and Pippa, and Kate feels their sisterly bond’s the greatest gift her mother ever gave her. So she’s opting for a third child – and praying for another daughter!”

Prince William balked at first, worried over Kate’s bouts with hyperemesis gravidarum, the condition that complicated her agonizing 11-hour birth with Prince George – but she popped Charlotte out in just three!

“So now they can’t wait to expand their royal family,” smiled Lord Knows, “… hopefully, with another adorable princess!”