KISS FANS -- THIS IS FOR YOU

ETERNAL KISS:

Life is grave for titanic-tongued rocker Gene Simmons -- he's marketing a KISS coffin that'll cost about $5,000 on a "booze now-bury later" plan! The ornate coffin -- covered inside and out with KISS photos and paraphernalia -- can double as a beer cooler because it's waterproof. So until you need it for the afterlife, invite pals over for "Monday Night Football" and . . . er, live it up! (Hey, Gene -- Discount? Call me!)