KIRSTEN DUNST CRUNCHES PRICEY GLASSES

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Spider-Man’s girlfriend — lovely and alluring Kirsten Dunst — faced horror alone! After spending $250 on snazzy Oakley sunglasses, Kirsten put them on the roof of her car while she fumbled for her car keys, then drove off without retrieving them and . . . CRUNCH! . . . ran over them when they fell off the roof! (“Oh, Spidey,” she sobbed, “where are you when I need you?”)