Spending HUGE buck$$$ to transform artistic vision into exciting reality, KIM KARDASHIAN and hubby KANYE WEST hired designers from New York and Paris to build a dream bedroom they’ve secretly conceived for baby NORTH at their California mansion … but the deal’s gone straight to HELL!
Reports my source: “KimYe had conceived a brilliant plan! It called for North’s bedroom to symbolize the four points of the compass, with walls labeled East, West, South … and finally, North, the wall symbolizing Baby Girl’s dominance in the universe. Thrilling stuff – until a stupid geography mistake somehow reversed every damn direction, and North’s scheme suddenly went … SOUTH!”
Shrieking, Kanye ordered: “Redo the whole %$#* thing – I don’t care what it costs!”
