KIM K TELLS KANYE & KRIS: SNUB YOUR BUTTS!

NationalEnquirer.com

Yummy Mummy KIM KARDASHIAN’s in a smoking-hot smoking war with baby-daddy KANYE WEST and mom-ager KRIS JENNER!

“Kim’s a complete nonsmoker and she’s forbidden Kanye – who puffs cigars – and her mother, who’s a closet cigarette smoker, from coming anywhere near her precious baby, NORTH, unless they literally scrub themselves down first,” said a friend of the reality queen.

“Kim HATES the smell of smoke – and even though neither Kanye nor Kris actually smoke in front of the baby, she doesn’t want North contaminated with smoky odor.

"So she’s laid down the law that they can’t touch, hold or even come near the baby until they’ve showered and brushed their teeth.”

One upside for Kris: She’s telling pals it’s a great incentive to (hack… cough!) finally quit smoking.

(Weird Walker Fact: The K’s are kalling little North “Nori” for short – which is the Japanese word for “seaweed.”)