KEVIN JONAS CUTS (PHONE) CORD

“Stop texting and calling me, dudes!” Newly married KEVIN JONAS just laid down the law to kid brothers JOE and NICK, who’ve been driving new sister-in-law DANIELLE nuts with incessant dialing/messaging that apparently ruins romantic moments.

The tight-knit bro’s, who were in constant communication while growing up Jonas, just can’t get it through their youthful skulls that Mr. Kevin needs…er, downtime with Wifey.

Kevin, who swears he was a virgin before the wedding, is busily enjoying his…extended honeymoon. DANIELLE’S NEW RULE: No calls after nine, you little Munchkins!