KEANU'S DANCIN' FEET

WHOA!

Like, dude . . . Keanu Reeves and the . . . uh, dance thing is SO not happening! A coach hired to teach him to fox-trot with Charlize Theron in their new flick "Sweet November" says Keanu actually asked her: "What do I do with my ankles?" Replied the stunned coach: "They're connected to your feet, so just keep moving!"