KATIE HOLMES’ UN-FORTUNE-ATE MISTAKE

“Dawson’s Creek” cupcake Katie Holmes felt like an ah-so when she asked a waitress for “fortune cookies” after dining at LA’s Sushi Roku with “American Pie” sweetie Chris Klein. Katie flushed beet-red when the waitress replied, “This is a Japanese restaurant . . . fortune cookies are Chinese!” (Sayonara!)