I TOLD YA SO!
Better-late-than-never snoops from Britain’s Daily Star just ripped off my world-beating scoop of WEEKS ago, when I revealed Kanye West’s killer kampaign to destroy kamera-toting paparazzi drones flown over his swanky estate to snap pics of him, Kim and Kiddies: Yeezy’s releasing killer eagles trained by Dutch cops to RIP ’em right out of the sky! WARNING TO BRIT RIPOFF ARTISTS: You didn’t credit us killer reporters — so keep your eyes trained on the skies, guys! … Drrroooone!!
… And how was YOUR week?