. . . Hey, Joe Pesci, you freakin’ Oscar-winner, chill and admit it — EVERYONE (even you) was laughin’ the night you spotted some jerk smacking around a tall, gorgeous blonde babe outside fancy-shmancy Argo in Hollywood!! Jumping out of his car, Pesci screamed at the guy, “Hey, hey, HEY . . . Whaddaya think you’re doing? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!” The creep spun around angrily, took one look at the star’s trademark I’m-gonna-kill-ya kisser — and hot-footed it down the street! The grateful blonde, who was just shy of six feet tall, flung her arms around the diminutive actor, showering him with kisses! Pesci beamed — until Blondie gushed, “Thank you” in a deep, raspy voice! Yes, kids — a DRAG QUEEN! Stunned, Pesci excused himself quickly, went inside to join friends — and moments later had the goodfella’s in stitches with his story!
JOE PESCI’S BIG RESCUE TURNS INTO A DRAG
