JESSICA SIMPSON GETS DOWN AND DIRTY

FINGER-LICKIN’ GROSS DEPT.: It was gag-me-with-a-spoon time at a magazine fashion shoot as staffers – suppressing the urge to hurl chunks – watched cornpone cutie JESSICA SIMPSON snack on greasy BBQ potato chips while slipping in and out of super-pricey designer duds, never bothering to wipe off the ghastly orange-colored gunk on her fingers!
EEeewwwwww!
When a disgusted staffer, hoping to head off the Napalm Sex Machine’s grease attack, offered napkins to clean her hands, Jessica oink-oinked that they’d “just be giving the clothes away afterward, anyway.”






