JEN MOUTHED MY WORDS?… YEAH, BABY!
Nympho dentist JENNIFER ANISTON drilled ’n’ thrilled with shocking dirty talk in “Horrible Bosses” – but really turned me on when she read my column aloud on E!’s “Chelsea Lately” show!
Tipped by a reporter, I tuned in just as host CHELSEA HANDLER told Jen: “There’s a story about us in The ENQUIRER!”
So Jen started reading my scoop about how she’s helping drab-’n’-dowdy Chelsea get fashionable now that she’s getting her own NBC sitcom…“invading Handler’s pad and ruthlessly ripping low-rent threads from closets and drawers, tossing them into piles for Goodwill.”
Then Jen read aloud about junking Chelsea’s perennial striped shirts: “Jennifer snapped, ‘You have dozens of the same striped shirt! You’ve worn that shirt to death!’”
Suddenly, the audience went into hysterics, along with the giggling stars, when Chelsea pointed at what she was actually wearing – THAT SAME DAMN STRIPED SHIRT!