JEN ANISTON GETS PLAYBOY OFFER

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After eyeballing JENNIFER ANISTON’s skin-tastic “GQ” cover photo, “Playboy’s” licking its chops at the prospect of revealing the star’s centerfold – or, to be more explicit, they’ve offered her an all-time record $4 million, plus a hefty percentage deal that could bring her price to $10 million.

Flattered to hear her bodacious 40-year-old bod is still good for gold, she regretfully told Chief Bunny Rabbit HUGH HEFNER that “GQ” was art, but “Playboy” is SEX.

(Say what???)