Never thought I’d report that superstud Jack Nicholson turned down TWO busty blonde babes — but weird things happen when a mega-bombshell like Lara Flynn Boyle snaps your heart in two! Old Devil Eyes is now . . . Mr. Lonelyheart, and pals like Warren Beatty are worried sick! In the six months since Lara dumped him, Jack’s turned into a recluse! He’s rebuffing social invites — and was virtually invisible during this year’s round of award shows and parties. After their split, Jack desperately wooed Lara — even offering her a wedding ring! But Lara got a new boyfriend — and Jack’s so down that when an agent pal brought two cute cupcakes to his pad he ignored their flirting and hustled them out, saying: “I gotta get some shut-eye.” Jack told a friend, “I just can’t get Lara off my mind.”
JACK STILL PINING FOR LARA
