IF YOU DON’T WANT A WAITER, WHY GO TO A RESTAURANT?

LEGEND IN HER OWN MIND:

Barbra Streisand plunked her precious diva butt down at Morton’s in BevHills with hubby James Brolin and some film execs — but when a waiter went to take her order, she hissed: “Get away from this table!” Moments later, Brolin approached the flustered guy and the maitre d’ and said solemnly: “Under no circumstances are you to approach the table. Miss Streisand is having a very important meeting.” He then ordered for the entire table. When La Streisand departed, she left (you guessed it!) a tip as big as her heart!