I TOLD YA SO!

Back in November, when the ink on PAMELA ANDERSON’s marriage certificate was barely dry, I nailed it when I told you my sources were reporting that she’d “kick progambler RICK SALOMON to the curb quicker than you can say ‘Snake Eyes!’…Everyone’s saying divorce is only a matter of time. This marriage is doomed.” As I’m sure you know, Pam’s filed for divorce – it was in all the papers, folks! – so I’m still… The Leader of The Pack.