HOW TO PISS OFF PENELOPE CRUZ

IS TOM . . . WHAT??

“Vanilla Sky” star Penelope Cruz stormed out of a Hollywood Starbucks after a bizarre encounter with pushy femme fans who INFURIATED her with questions about live-in love Tom Cruise’s virility! Penelope, swarmed by chattering magpies after she sat at a table to sip her latte, smiled graciously at first, figuring the “ladies” just wanted autographs — not graphic answers to outrageous personal questions such as, “What’s Tom REALLY like?” and “Is he a good KISSER?” Vanilla skies darkened instantly when one idiotic biddy bellowed this jaw-dropping query: “IS TOM GOOD IN BED?” As two female friends accompanying Penelope gasped, the star turned fiery-red, grabbed her things . . . and angrily CRUZ-ED!!