HOW HEF PICKS HIS CHICKS

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT, GUYS!

You’ve heard wild tales about 75-year-old Viagra poster-boy Hugh Hefner and those va-va-voom babes who surround him — but here’s the stranger-than-fiction TRUTH! Hugh’s newest posse are seven cookie-cutter blonde beauties he’s dubbed “The Magnificent Seven”! If a girl drops out of his good graces, the Chief Bunny Rabbit hits Hollywood hot spots, scouts a replacement candidate — then invites her back to the Playboy hutch for cocktails with him and the other six chix! Next step is a “Survivor”-style vote. If New Blondie gets the thumbs-up, she’s assigned her own bedroom at the mansion and goes on the . . . er, duty roster!