HOMOPHOBIC CREEP 'BITCH-SPLASHED' BY LADY GAGA
The world can’t stop ga-ga-gossiping about LADY GAGA, the freaky/cheeky chanteuse rumored to be (a) a man, or (b) a package-packin’ hermaphrodite after eye-popping up-the-skirt onstage video at a Brit rock festival in August revealed what looked like non-girly naughty bits – and now s/he’s enduring heavy heat from homophobes!
Partying with pals at Ottawa club Barrymore’s after a concert, Lady G rolled her eyes when a knuckle-dragging Canuck staggered up and belched beerily in her face: “I saw you and ADAM LAMBERT on the AMA show, and the guy’s a flaming faggot – and I also think that you’re actually a MAN!”
Playing it cool and amused, Lady Gaga retorted: “Well, that’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying to change it.”
Slurred the slob: “Well, don’t you care that you’re both going to HELL!” Gibed Gaga: “No...not as long as I don’t have to see YOUR face there!” Red-faced, Barfly bellowed: “WELL, YOU’RE A FREAK...AND SO IS HE!”
Her Ladyship’s face twisted in a mask of rage as she snarled: “Okay, that’s it! Call ME anything you want, but when you start calling my friends names, it’s OVER – it’s WAR!”
Swift as a striking snake, she suddenly whipped her glass of water right in Crocked Canuck’s kisser – and the whole bar cheered wildly. Before the creep could react, Gaga snapped her fingers and flounced out of the joint with her jeering entourage in tow.
You Ga-GO, Ga-GIRL! (NOTE: Da Lady’s manager denies she’s anything other than a genuine lady.)