MEMO TO DAVID CARUSO: Weeks ago I reported you were a hero, Mr. “CSI: Miami” star, but now – you’re a bum!
Your LA neighbors sang your praises when you caught a gang of creeps who were stealing everyone’s Halloween decorations!
But then you triggered an ear-shattering uproar, racing a pal’s souped-up, super-fast and super-loud Mustang Shelby GT500 Super Snake through the quiet streets of your ’hood.
“It sounds like we’re living on a race track whenever he drives by,” said one neighbor.
“The whole house shakes!”
After David’s third blast around the local circuit, angry neighbors rallied and signed a letter asking him to please cool it, dammit!
