Critics carp that they’re “cheesy… over-the-top…fame whores,” etc. – but dipsy-doodle duo HEIDI MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT of “The Hills” just proved they’re either terminal airheads…or think that WE are!
The narcissistic nincompoops kept babbling to RYAN SEACREST on his LA radio show that Heidi’s a virgin and will remain chaste until their real-life wedding night – and Spencer even went so far as to piously pimp their purity by swearing they sleep with “pillows in-between” as a barrier to inadvertent deflowering!
One little problem, you pathetic ding-dongs: Have you forgotten, “Virgin Heidi,” that you freaked in Season 2 of your reality show because you thought Spencer had knocked you up – until a pregnancy test came back negative?
And, yo, No-Nooky Spencer: Don’t you remember saying to Heidi, on-air, “It’s your body…do what you want to do!”…OR DO YOU THINK WE’RE MORONS, YOU MORONS?
