HAYDEN'S HILARIOUS HISSY FIT

DUMBER THAN A BAGFUL OF HAMMERS DEPT.: “Heroes” honey HAYDEN PANETTIERE, sucking on a cig and impatiently stamping her tootsies while waiting in line outside trendy LA club Villa, blew her stacked li’l stack when the doorman finally acknowledged her – but refused entry because she lacked legal ID!

Howled Hayden: “Are you kidding me? I come here all the time. Why is this an issue NOW?”

When the guy patiently explained that the club’s been warned to get stricter about underage boozers, Hayden totally lost it and screamed this brain-twisting non sequitur: “I turn 21 in a couple of weeks…so what the hell is your problem?”