HAIR PLUGS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

Mel Gibson’s jetting to his native Australia to start a trendy new treatment for his fast-thinning hair — cadaver plugs!! Down Under docs surgically snip hair follicles from corpses and implant them in live baldies! (“Six Feet Under” producers, take note!) The gruesome procedure’s not yet approved in the U.S., but I predict it’ll give normal hair plug treatments some . . . er, stiff competition!