GWYNETH ON VACATION

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?

Gwyneth Paltrow fumed when she popped into a posh beauty salon on vacation in the Caribbean and asked for a trim. Sorry, we're all booked up, she was told. Snapped the star: "You DO know that I'm Gwyneth Paltrow?" When told she'd still need an appointment, fury-eth Gwyneth split-eth!