NEW SHOCKER FOR DANGEROUS DITZOID DICK!
Toting a beer as he lurched down an LA street, unfunny comic ANDY DICK suddenly wandered into a stranger’s home acting high as a kite, crashed a birthday bash in progress – and instantly infuriated the 20-odd partygoers by blurting the n-word!
Said My SpyWitness: “When one guy asked him to stop using the racial slur, Andy stuck his middle finger in his mouth, pulled it out – and flipped him off.
"When another guy took a photo of that, Andy snarled: ‘Hang onto the picture – it will be the last photo ever taken of me.’ He said his life sucks, he’s really depressed – and wants to kill himself!”
The guests then started worrying their crasher might do something really stupid – and he did!
“Our host had cooked a dinner of Cornish hens and three were left over,” said my source. “Andy grabbed a bird, began to devour it – then spit out a lumpy bit of gristle and slapped it on the table as somebody yelled, ‘Hey – that’s gross!’”
Andy’s next stop was the bathroom – and a guy who went in right after him exited screaming: “For God’s sake, man. Why did you pee all over the wall?”
Sensing he’d really pissed everyone off, Andy muttered he was off to a bar on Melrose Avenue – and split!
