GOLDIE CAUGHT WITH MAN YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HER SON

HMMPH! CRADLE-ROBBER!

Diners at a TinselTown bistro were shocked to see Goldie Hawn cozy with a hunky guy in his 20s — and Kurt Russell nowhere in sight. Goldie ran her fingers fondly through the young stud’s hair — even kissed him lightly on the lips. When they got up to leave, one onlooker leered, “Hey Goldie, is Kurt out of town?” Goldie told Mr. Wiseguy: “This is my son Oliver.” Tongues unwagged.