GOAT GOOSES SIMON BAKER!

First, there was “Men Who Stare at Goats”…now comes “Goats Who Stare at Men’s Butts,” starring SIMON BAKER of “The Mentalist” fame, who was lensing an episode on a farm outside of LA when he suddenly heard a threatening bleat, turned and saw a goat zeroing in on his behind and…YEOW!...frantically started hopping up and down, pointing at the beast and screaming: “That damn goat just BIT MY ASS!”

Cast and crew came running, and a close inspection revealed that the animal had chewed a hole in his pants and left a nasty-looking bite mark on the star’s bum.

Production halted, wardrobe ran to find new trousers – and Simon warned chortling co-workers target they’d better not make him the “butt” of any jokes.