NEVER MESS WITH A HOT, 6-FT. LESBIAN DEPT.: Diners at Hollywood sports bar Capitol City got nervous when loudmouth jerks who’d been yelling, cursing and arguing over a basketball game suddenly threatened to throw punches – until 6-foot blonde babe JANE LYNCH, who plays the tough-as-nails cheerleading coach on TV’s “Glee,” jumped up from her table, got in their ugly kissers and bellowed: “Hey…KNOCK IT OFF! No one’s interested in hearing your argument, so take it outside!”
Stunned – and targeted by dozens of angry eyes – the guys quickly backed off and headed for the exit, mumbling apologies.
Grateful diners burst into applause, and several congratulated smiling Jane about news that she’s engaged to her longtime girlfriend, DR. LARA EMBRY, a psychologist.
