Ginger FERGIE Tames Yankee Gal’s Locks!

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Amid rumors of royal remarriage to ex-hubby PRINCE ANDREW, DUCHESS SARAH “Wild Thing” FERGUSON – who’s back squatting at Andy’s, AND-y doing The Wild Thing – just wormed her way back into Mummy QUEEN’s good graces and was actually allowed to host her 55th birthday bash at Windsor Castle … but get THIS:

Flamehaired Fergie’s scored a stunning new win I’m scooping right bloody NOW, chaps – she’s about to EXPLODE in a series of American TV infomercials headlined “Duchess Discovers,” plugging a hot-hairstyling brush she swears will tame Milady’s unruly locks “even if you have the worst hair in America!”

Says My Hot Style Spy: “Because Fergie’s famed worldwide for her gorgeous red hair, her U.S. backers knew the notorious royal would be a natural choice to promote her own styling product, designed by Calista Tools, whose products rack up insane QVC sales. Once-scandalous Fergie’s got a winner again!” Congrats, Milady – looks like you’ve … er, licked your infamous toe-sucking scandal!