GHOUL ASKS TAYLOR SWIFT TO PLAY MINDY MCCREADY
Just hours after news of country star MINDY MCCREADY’s tragic death hit the headlines, TAYLOR SWIFT was shaken to her core when a fan-addict ran up to her on a New York street and suggested she’d be the perfect actress for a movie about the star-crossed singer.
Clenching her fists to her mouth, Taylor gasped in horror at the woman’s insensitivity.
But Ghoul Gal persisted: “Yeah, I know it’s in bad taste and that she just killed herself, but you’d be perfect! You should get your agents on it right away before someone else does.”
Shaken by the woman’s cold heart, Taylor shot back: “Good Lord, that’s disgusting!”
As the country cutie made a beeline for her car, the now-angry dingbat bellowed: “Hey, it’s a great idea and YOU KNOW IT!”