That ghost lurking in the attic is…GEORGE CLOONEY!
On a talent hunt for a new movie he’s producing, George “attended” classes at a renowned acting school, but cautioned its director:
“I don’t want to rattle the students, so please don’t tell them I’m here.”
George hid himself away in an upstairs loft, observed classes for three hours, then…ta-DA!…emerged and introduced himself to the gob-smacked actor wanna-be’s.
“Professor” Clooney gave three pupils an “A+” and invited them to audition for his new flick.