GEORGE CLOONEY: NO WEDDING TALK!

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BURN, BABY, BURN DEPT.: Rule No. 1 for dating GEORGE CLOONEY: Have fun being his flame, but don’t get all hot for an aisle-walk, or you’ll crash and burn!

Ignoring that rule, ex-flame KRISTA ALLEN re-ignited with Gorgeous George after he split with Vegas waitress SARAH LARSON and she dis-engaged from actor CHRISTOPHER JAYMES, rendezswooning at fave bistro d’amour Bistro Garden in Studio City – and in Cuddly Studly’s bed.

But swoony-for-Clooney Krista – forgetting how he burned her before – is gushing to pals that this time, he’s got wedding bells on his mind!…DING DONG!… Hel-LO!

Wake up and smell the smoke blowing up your skirt, lady.

George adores you and your 11-year-old son Jake, but adores his idyllic bachelorhood one heckuva lot more. Enjoy the ride, but wrap those dreams in Kevlar, kiddo!