It looked like a sexy pickup-in-progress as hunky JAMES FRANCO – zooming into the Ralphs supermarket parking lot at Sunset Boulevard hot on the tail of a young blonde cutie – hit the brakes as she exited her snazzy BMW Concept and yelled: “Hey…pretty cool little car you’ve got there!”
Purred the girl: “Thanks. I just bought it. It’s really cool to drive.”
Said My Super(market) SpyWitness: “Smiling, the intrigued hottie waited for Movie Star Stud to make his move, but was shocked when Franco suddenly screwed up his face and snarled, ‘Well, too bad it didn’t come with any #*&%$ turn signals!
"I’ve been behind you for five minutes and you never once used your blinker in TEN turns!’”
Stunned, the babe looked ready to die of embarrassment as passers-by stared and Franco bellowed: “Let me give you a piece of advice – in the future, USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS. The life you save could be MINE!”
And off he sped, blinker winking as he shot outta the lot!
(WOW! If only he’d shown that energy at The Oscars!)
