FAULT OF THE HOUSE OF USHER

The night before perform­ing at MICHAEL JACKSON’s public funeral, USHER suffered a major wardrobe meltdown when he checked in at the BevHills Montage and panicked after suddenly deciding his suits all looked lame.  

So his peeps quickly phoned chi-chi Chanel, persuaded them to stay open and rushed their guy over for late-night shopping.

Obsessing endlessly, Usher finally wound up buying several suits, which all needed alterations – so Chanel phoned their tailor at home and ordered him to report for work before dawn.

Next a.m., the emergency threads were rushed to Usher moments before he chauffeured to Michael’s memorial.