FARRAH GETS A TICKET -- AND NEW SHOES

I'M WHAT'S-HER-NAME:

Shopping at the Kenneth Cole shoe shop on Sunset Blvd., Farrah Fawcett spotted a parking cop writing her a ticket. Farrah raced outside -- still wearing the $300 shoes she'd been trying on -- and whined: "Don't give me a ticket! Don't you know who I am?" Said the cop, "Yes, I know exactly who you are!" -- and handed her the ticket. Think that's bad? Farrah HAD to buy the shoes because she'd scuffed the soles!