FANGS A LOT! JEALOUS WIFE RIPS INTO BUFFY

OOPS! WRONG VAMPIRE!

Sarah Michelle Gellar, shopping at LA’s Bristol Farms market, was backing her SUV out of her parking space when a car roars up behind her, blocks her exit — and a woman leaps out and starts shrieking curses at her! Sarah, too stunned to react at first, couldn’t believe her ears when the woman screamed, “. . . and you RUINED my marriage. I HOPE you’re happy!” Then the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star slowly took off her sunglasses — and the mortified woman turned fire-engine red and stammered, “Ohmigod . . . I . . . I’m SO sorry . . . but my husband has a blonde mistress with a car just like yours!” Buffy quickly drove a stake into the woman’s heart and . . . Naah, just kidding! Sarah actually forgave her — and even signed an autograph!