EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN -- YOUR NAME IS NOT ON THE LIST

SCOTT WHO?

Scott Bakula, who stars in the "Star Trek" spin-off "Enterprise," set phasers to "Stun" after learning some weirdo creep is stalking him! Playing it safe, Scott ordered the studio not to put his name on ANYTHING -- including his parking space, dressing trailer, daily call sheets . . . even his director's chair!