EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT JEN WEDDING CLIFFHANGER!

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 Here we go again, folks…it’s that same-old-same-old, will-she-or-won’t-she JENNIFER ANISTON/JUSTIN THEROUX wedding thing that’s making me, and the rest of the press, crazy – so watch closely as Mad Mike steps out onto the high wire with a daring prediction that could make me a legend of journalism, or a journalist jerk!

You ready?

Okay,  here goes: I say Jen & Justin will tie the knot on the weekend of Aug. 10 at her newly renovated Bel-Air home!

Ta-DA!

(Okay, I know you’re asking why I don’t state this as a fact, right? Well, it’s simple – I honestly don’t know it to be a fact! But I heard, from a source I KNOW to be impeccable, that something heavy’s going down at Jen’s estate that weekend.

But, hey, maybe it’s just a housewarming party.

Or…wait, Justin’s birthday is Aug. 10, so maybe it’s a birthday party, or… hey, wasn’t Aug. 10 the SAME DAY they officially got engaged last year? Yeah, so maybe…ah, who the hell knows? Stay tuned.)