EVA'S POPCORN FOLLY

Talk about getting goofy with the opposite sex! "Desperate Housewives" cutie EVA LONGORIA and a gaggle of girlfriends acted like giggly teens at a high school pep rally - and nearly got thrown out of the stadium at an LA Dodgers game for "illegal pitching!" La Longoria and her dozen-odd femme friends started flirting with a bunch of rowdy guys who'd been trying to catch their eyes by tossing popcorn. Well, tee-hee-hee...! Naturally, the ladies returned fire - and never let up until a security guard spotted them in mid-barrage. Apparently, however, he didn't catch the action by the just-as-guilty guys. Singling out Longoria, the guard barked that only players on the field are allowed to fling white, spheroid objects. Threatening ejection if they didn't stop the popcorn-tossing, he stalked off as Eva slumped in her seat and pouted... prettily, of course!