ELLEN KICKS BUTT

Don't ever tell ELLEN DEGENERES to butt out! When Ellen chided pal CHARLIE "The Chimney" SHEEN to kick his heavy tobacco jones, Charlie blew smoke in her face, so to speak – poking fun at her own smoking habit. But Ellen revealed she's been smoke-less for weeks since undergoing hypnosis, and urged him to visit her hypnotist. Charlie rolled his eyes, but a week later he received complimentary certificates for several hypnotherapy sessions – along with a note from Ellen that read, "You should do this for your kids." Here's the surprise: Mr. Macho says he'll try the trance route. Stay tuned.