DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?

Kelsey Grammer strolled out of a posh TinselTown joint, asked the valet for his $200,000 red Ferrari — and FREAKED when the guy said, “I don’t have a red Ferrari!” Startled, the “Frasier” star bellowed, “WHAT? OF COURSE YOU DO!” Agitated, Kelsey paced the lot, checked the valet box for his keys, then suddenly turned red when he reached in his pocket and pulled out . . . his keys! “I’m so embarrassed,” he told the valet. “I just remembered I parked in a store lot across the street!” Kelsey tipped the guy a twenty and shuffled off, shaking his head!