DREW BARRYMORE'S FALSE ALARM

Dining with Golden Globe-winning squeeze DREW BARRYMORE at LA’s Girasole, a visibly annoyed JUSTIN LONG jumped up and looked outside when he heard a car alarm start blaring near the eatery – then made an OHMIGOD! face at Drew and barked: “It’s your BMW!”

Drew rolled her eyes and Justin hotfooted it curbside, because where they parked there’s no valet service. After turning the alarm off, he came back inside and…HONK! HONK! HONK!...the alarm blared again.

This time, exasperated Drew ran outside and killed the cacophony, but…THIS WAS THE ALARM FROM HELL!

The accursed device went off five more times. As Drew apologized to distressed diners, Justin had their meals doggy-bagged and the red-faced couple split.